

A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. Willy Wonka: Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Teevee: Loompaland? There's no such place. Willy Wonka: Why, of course they're real people. Violet Beauregarde: Well, they can't be real people. You can move in immediately.Ĭharlie Bucket: But what happens to the rest.?

A very honest, loving child, to whom I could tell all my most precious candy making secrets.Ĭharlie Bucket: So that's why you sent out the golden tickets! So that's why I decided a long time ago that I had to find a child. A grown up would want to do everything his own way, not mine. So who can I trust to run the factory when I leave and take care of the Oompa Loompas for me? Not a grown up. Willy Wonka: I can't go on forever, and I don't really want to try. Willy Wonka: I'm very pleased to hear you say that, because I'm giving it to you. Willy Wonka: How did you like the chocolate factory, Charlie?Ĭharlie Bucket: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole world! If Slugworth wants a gobstopper, he'll get one. I'll get even with him if its the last thing I'll ever do. Grandpa Joe: How could you do something like this, build up a little boy's hopes and then smash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster! You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are! Willy Wonka: It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir! Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera. Willy Wonka: I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera. Willy Wonka: Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: Grandpa Joe: What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie?

The-the lifetime supply of chocolate, for Charlie. Grandpa Joe: I just wanted to ask about the chocolate. Willy Wonka: I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
